Showing posts with label Smile Saturday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smile Saturday. Show all posts
Friday, February 01, 2013
Looking at sexy lingerie is great, but choosing the right piece for your lady can be a challenge. The perfect gift is fun for you, comfortable for her, and sexy for you both. Celebrity stylist Pilar Andrus shows Dan Soder the Mansome way to buy lingerie for your lady. Learn something new for this Valentine’s Day guys! Enjoy!
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Received in my email today…
No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer:
“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”
His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with the Queen, who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel around the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.
Cheerio…
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Saturday, October 15, 2011
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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Today’s entry would make a lot of people smile for sure. As the topic states, I am showing you, from the diagram below, the different ways we can have our beloved drink… COFFEE!! :evil:
Which one is your favorite? I, for one, prefers Caffe Latte, Cappuccino and the Caffe Mocha… the rest are all too bitter for me..
Have a great weekend everyone and let’s have a cuppa ya..
Cheerio…
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Gagay | Mariuca | Monica
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Craving for Cheese?
I was having dinner with Azwaj one night and out of the corner of my eye, this sign caught my eye. Â Anyone knows what on earth is a Cheese Massage? Do we have a choice of what cheese to use? Do we have to bring our own cheese? Does it have anything to do with male enhancement? Â I’m really curious…. lol!
PS: Need more smiles? Click for more weird and funny signs.
Cheerio…
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Mariuca | Ane | Bella
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Saturday, November 27, 2010
I always say Malaysia lacks proper road signs. It is frustrating for locals and more so for foreigners. I mean that was the cause of our accidents a few years back. Luckily no none was hurt but it could have been much worse. However, I’m not going to rant over lack of road or safety signs today, instead I’m focusing on funny signs instead. Check out my selections below.
Wouldn't want to be on that road!
Would You Want to Shop Here?
You Can't Win with This One
Cheerio…
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Saturday, October 09, 2010
This is hilarious. I guess served the guy right eh? :lol:
For 2 years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’
‘Oh, just give it to me, and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
Have a great Smile Saturday all!
Cheerio…
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Saturday, August 28, 2010
I love cleaning out my old emails as not only do I get priceless pictures like the ones below, I also get reminded of awesome offers from great sites that offers brands like Panerai watches.
In Singapore, when we withdraw money from the ATM machines, we are encourage to cover the keypad as we enter our pin number. Make sense of course and especially here in Malaysia where people can really be inconsiderate and like stand very close behind you as you make your transaction.
However, I seriously think these people are taking security to a whole new limit… lol….
Cheerio…
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Saturday, August 21, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
With my pathetic English…. this ought to make life much easier….lol
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Have a great weekend everyone :-)
Cheerio…
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
I found this while clearing out my email today.. if this isn’t a deadbolt situation, I don’t know what is..lol!
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
… round and round we go… lol!… Have a great weekend all!
Cheerio…
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